January 18, 2017
He is at it again. Kevin Fazio. The terror of Warren G. Harding Public High — the man with little…
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January 11, 2017
SCHAUMBURG, Ill. -- Ryan Daniels, an AP English teacher at Schaumburg Public High School, has allegedly heard of indie rock band Parquet Courts, according…
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January 6, 2017
LOS ANGELES -- Pop star Avril Lavigne is reportedly on the lookout for “a new man who wants to start…
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December 15, 2016
PHILADELPHIA -- While many mark the end of another year with champagne and tipsy renditions of ‘Auld Lang Syne,’ Philadelphia…
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December 11, 2016
ÖRNSKÖLDSVIK, Sweden — Metalhead Scott Armstrong hoarded his savings for nearly two years to take a pilgrimage to the “Mecca…
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November 19, 2016
NEWTON, Mass. -- Local man Eric Barbier removed his Anal Cunt t-shirt from his dresser and carefully rolled a lint brush…
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November 9, 2016
UPPER DARBY, Penn. -- Brenden Lowry, frontman and lyricist of punk band Remorse Of The Flag, is struggling to fit all…
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October 29, 2016
ST. LOUIS -- Local punk and all-around malcontent Shaun Malone completed his hike of the 2,200-mile long Appalachian Trail earlier…
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October 11, 2016
MIDDLETOWN, Conn. - Local high-school punk band CRAPitalism returned to Middletown High earlier this week touting a “massive Canadian fanbase,”…
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September 23, 2016
NEW ORLEANS -- Drone metal act hur’Q took time during their performance Friday night to honor Chris Slade, their friend…
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