Whitehouse.gov to Build Paywall
WASHINGTON -- The Trump Administration announced plans earlier today to build a "big, beautiful" paywall around the White House website.…
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One-Man Band Plays For One-Man Audience
AUSTIN, Texas -- One man unwittingly “performed the work of many” at local rock club The Jackrabbit on Thursday night,…
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“That Chick Is Crazy,” Says Man with Face Tattoo and History of Arson
OLYMPIA, Wash. -- Local wildcard Gabe Lawrence, sporting a fresh "Anarchy" tattoo on his temple meant to commemorate his mistrial for…
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Entire Staff of Local AutoZone in Same Metal Band, Needs Friday Off
LOMBARD, Ill. -- Panic and confusion set in at the AutoZone off of Main St. on Wednesday, when the entire…
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7 Reasons You Might Wanna, I Dunno, Like Go to Prom With Me or Something, Dances Are Lame, I Thought We Could Go as Like a Goof, Like Ironic
Katie? Hey, it’s Jeremy. We have Biology together but, um, I think we met at that show for Pete’s band.…
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Marijuana Dispensaries Now Legally Require You to Sit And Listen to Them Play Guitar For 40 Minutes Before Buying Weed
SACRAMENTO, Calif. -- California state lawmakers held an emergency vote on Proposition 64 last night, requiring marijuana dispensary employees to…
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My Old High School Bully Posted ‘Happy Birthday’ on My Facebook Page! When Will He Stop Tormenting Me?!
He is at it again. Kevin Fazio. The terror of Warren G. Harding Public High — the man with little…
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Cool Teacher Heard of Band
SCHAUMBURG, Ill. -- Ryan Daniels, an AP English teacher at Schaumburg Public High School, has allegedly heard of indie rock band Parquet Courts, according…
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Avril Lavigne Ready to Settle Down with Sk8er M4n
LOS ANGELES -- Pop star Avril Lavigne is reportedly on the lookout for “a new man who wants to start…
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Punk Releases Year-End Top 10 List of Favorite Bands He’s In
PHILADELPHIA -- While many mark the end of another year with champagne and tipsy renditions of ‘Auld Lang Syne,’ Philadelphia…
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