Community Garden Abandoned Two Months Ahead of Schedule
BROOKLYN — A neighborhood garden has been left to the elements a full 60 days ahead of projections in a…
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GameStop Unveils Used N64 at E3
LOS ANGELES — Amid a packed auditorium, EDM music and swirling laser lights, GameStop CEO J. Paul Raines unveiled a…
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Eccentric Coach Turns Rag-Tag Hardcore Pit into Winning Rugby Team
BOSTON — Hapless rugby coach Roy Walker has molded a group of aggressive hardcore kids and their raw, unfettered mosh…
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Military Tribunal Formally Reprimands Soldier for Teabagging 15 Enemy Combatants
THE HAUGE, Netherlands — In a closed-door trial, military leaders leveled punishment against Sgt. Paul Jackson (aka UberDomed2005) for war…
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Aging Punk Couple Just Going Through Motions of Doing It in Venue Bathroom
CHICAGO — Aging punks Paul Schiffer and Jessica Hernandez believe their sex life has become stale, following their most recent “routine…
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Musician’s Pet Project Euthanized
NEW YORK — After a long battle with apathy, local musician Peter Costello was forced to put his pet project…
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Progressive Shoegaze Band Records Entire Album in Echochamber
ST. PAUL, Minn. — Members of the left-leaning shoegaze outfit The Soft White Damn announced via Facebook earlier today their…
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Girlfriend of Polyamorous Guy Polyamorous Too Now, She Guesses
BERKELEY, Calif. — Lara Townsend, primary girlfriend of local polyamor Rick Walcott, has reluctantly decided that she, too, will now…
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Donnie Darko 15th Anniversary DVD Contains Audio Track of Friend Who Won’t Shut Up About Donnie Darko
LOS ANGELES — 20th Century Fox released a limited-edition DVD/Blu-ray combo pack of the time-warping cult-classic Donnie Darko earlier today,…
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David, This Is Grandma, I Hope I Am Doing This Right. I Don’t Think You Should Be Putting That Offensive Music up on the Facebook. Your Little Cousins Could See It. Also, Could You Tell Your Mother to Call Me, Johnsonville Sausages Are on Sale at Krogers and I Wanted to Know If I Should Pick Any up for Her.
You have such a pretty singing voice, why do you have to scream all the time? Remember when you were…
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