Scene Legend’s Torso Skin Retired, Hung Up in Venue
DENVER — The pit at famed punk venue The Safe Room was packed with teary-eyed loved ones and well-wishers on…
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Community Garden Abandoned Two Months Ahead of Schedule
BROOKLYN — A neighborhood garden has been left to the elements a full 60 days ahead of projections in a…
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GameStop Unveils Used N64 at E3
LOS ANGELES — Amid a packed auditorium, EDM music and swirling laser lights, GameStop CEO J. Paul Raines unveiled a…
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Eccentric Coach Turns Rag-Tag Hardcore Pit into Winning Rugby Team
BOSTON — Hapless rugby coach Roy Walker has molded a group of aggressive hardcore kids and their raw, unfettered mosh…
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Military Tribunal Formally Reprimands Soldier for Teabagging 15 Enemy Combatants
THE HAUGE, Netherlands — In a closed-door trial, military leaders leveled punishment against Sgt. Paul Jackson (aka UberDomed2005) for war…
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Aging Punk Couple Just Going Through Motions of Doing It in Venue Bathroom
CHICAGO — Aging punks Paul Schiffer and Jessica Hernandez believe their sex life has become stale, following their most recent “routine…
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Musician’s Pet Project Euthanized
NEW YORK — After a long battle with apathy, local musician Peter Costello was forced to put his pet project…
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Progressive Shoegaze Band Records Entire Album in Echochamber
ST. PAUL, Minn. — Members of the left-leaning shoegaze outfit The Soft White Damn announced via Facebook earlier today their…
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Girlfriend of Polyamorous Guy Polyamorous Too Now, She Guesses
BERKELEY, Calif. — Lara Townsend, primary girlfriend of local polyamor Rick Walcott, has reluctantly decided that she, too, will now…
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Donnie Darko 15th Anniversary DVD Contains Audio Track of Friend Who Won’t Shut Up About Donnie Darko
LOS ANGELES — 20th Century Fox released a limited-edition DVD/Blu-ray combo pack of the time-warping cult-classic Donnie Darko earlier today,…
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