Progressive Shoegaze Band Records Entire Album in Echochamber
ST. PAUL, Minn. — Members of the left-leaning shoegaze outfit The Soft White Damn announced via Facebook earlier today their…
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Girlfriend of Polyamorous Guy Polyamorous Too Now, She Guesses
BERKELEY, Calif. — Lara Townsend, primary girlfriend of local polyamor Rick Walcott, has reluctantly decided that she, too, will now…
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Donnie Darko 15th Anniversary DVD Contains Audio Track of Friend Who Won’t Shut Up About Donnie Darko
LOS ANGELES — 20th Century Fox released a limited-edition DVD/Blu-ray combo pack of the time-warping cult-classic Donnie Darko earlier today,…
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David, This Is Grandma, I Hope I Am Doing This Right. I Don’t Think You Should Be Putting That Offensive Music up on the Facebook. Your Little Cousins Could See It. Also, Could You Tell Your Mother to Call Me, Johnsonville Sausages Are on Sale at Krogers and I Wanted to Know If I Should Pick Any up for Her.
You have such a pretty singing voice, why do you have to scream all the time? Remember when you were…
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Guy with Devil Sticks Added to Lollapalooza Audience Lineup
CHICAGO — “Guy with Devil Sticks” has been added to this year's Lollapalooza audience lineup, ending a live performance hiatus…
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Good Afternoon, Do You Have 6 Hours To Talk About The Greatest Musician Ever Born?
Hello ma’am, I was wondering if you could spare your entire afternoon to hear me ramble on about Frank Zappa,…
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Doctors Give Steve Bannon Only Six Weeks Left to Hate
WASHINGTON — Doctors issued a stern warning to former Chief White House Strategist Steve Bannon yesterday, according to leaked medical…
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Mom Walks in on Teenage Son Recording Solo Album
GLENDALE, Mo. — 14-year-old musician Andrew Neely was caught by his mother recording music alone in his bedroom earlier today,…
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Doctors Surgically Remove Song Stuck in Man’s Head
CLEVELAND — Doctors at the Cleveland Clinic successfully performed a high-risk, experimental procedure on Thursday, surgically removing the song “Ride”…
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How Long Should I Wait to Tell My Bassist the Song About His Dead Son Is Awful?
This is a sensitive topic but I could really use some advice. See, our bassist Tom … he lost his…
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