Dan Kozuh, Author at HARDTIMES

March 1, 2018

It has been almost 1,000 days since the Supreme Court ruled gay marriage legal in these United States of America.…

February 28, 2018

WASHINGTON — Members of Congress kindly took time last week to hold a Town Hall-style meeting and explain the complexity…

February 20, 2018

IRVINE, Calif. — Turtle Rock Elementary 5th-grader and admitted music snob Brandon Mosley insisted on Friday that he prefers “Weird…

February 19, 2018

GRIMES, Iowa — Heavy metal fans from around the world flocked to a sleepy Des Moines, Iowa suburb last weekend…

February 9, 2018

PYONGYANG, North Korea — Korean pop sensation Jin Dae-Soo, an original member of the K-Pop group POW*BL4ST, is now under…

February 8, 2018

You Americans with your neutered sensibilities and PC culture. I’ll tell you one thing, my behavior wouldn’t get me kicked…

February 5, 2018

NEW YORK — Vagabond crust punk Sheri “Tick Bite” Rowland was spotted outside of the Bowery Whole Foods store begging…

January 23, 2018

INDIANAPOLIS — The Cyclopean Cycle, a board game so convoluted that players win by merely assembling it correctly, has become one…

January 15, 2018

FRAMINGHAM, Mass. — Audio engineering giant Bose has completed development of headphones that can recognize a consumer’s sub-par music choice…

January 11, 2018

TOKYO, Japan — The highly acclaimed “Tokyo Ghoul:Re” anime aired a revolutionary episode last night that consisted solely of an…