25 Clues You Missed On The Infinity War Poster December 2, 2017 1. There are two Avenger A’s on the poster, as in AA. Perhaps alluding to Tony Starks’ alcoholism arc from… Read More →
I Fucked a Whole Bunch Of Fruits and Vegetables, I Better Write an Article Ranking Them or it Will Seem Weird December 1, 2017 OK, so my wife just got home early from her girls weekend because Kelli was being “a total, narcissistic bitch,… Read More →
Mother Accidentally Starts Successful Twitch Channel When Attempting to Message Son on Facebook November 29, 2017 ROSELLE, Ill. — Local mother Olivia Mooney accidentally downloaded Overwatch, created a Twitch account, joined a team, launched her webcam,… Read More →
Find Out Who Is The Biggest Poser In Your State November 18, 2017 Across the country, region to region, state to state, city to city, every scene is different. From the bands to… Read More →
Man Outraged Merch Guy Won’t Accept Cryptocurrency He Invented November 14, 2017 ATLANTA — Local punk Jordan Flaxer “flew off the handle” last night after the merch guy for touring band The… Read More →
Metalheads Donate Unused Denim Sleeves To Hurricane Victims November 1, 2017 CLEVELAND — The metal community is uniting to collect the clean, denim sleeves removed from their jackets and donate them… Read More →
Punk Gives Haunted Walking Tours of Dead Scene October 30, 2017 NEW ORLEANS — Local punk Andrew Reeder has turned tragedy into profit by taking skittish tourists on “spooky” expeditions of… Read More →
Girl Fed Up With Goth Guys Telling Her to Frown All the Time October 29, 2017 COLORADO SPRINGS, Co. — Known optimist and all-around “jovial soul” Sarah Burke was harassed again by the city’s goth population… Read More →
Slutty Steve Albini Tops Most Popular Halloween Costume of 2017 October 28, 2017 ROCKAWAY, N.J. — A sultry outfit depicting infamous musician and record producer Steve Albini is the most sought-after costume this… Read More →
Progressive Bully Mocks Gay Student’s Weird Birthmark Not His Sexuality October 18, 2017 PEORIA, Ill. — Infamous sophomore bully Peter Fazio has chosen to target Dane Sumner’s large facial birthmark for hazing, choosing… Read More →