Dan Kozuh, Author at HARDTIMES

January 14, 2021

Hey, Alexa? I've been hearing a lot of talk about how this Coronavirus vaccine is actually a tracking device created…

January 8, 2021

PORTLAND, Ore. — Local Guitar Center manager Marcella Doyle was taken aback earlier this week when alternative rock band Everclear…

January 7, 2021

WASHINGTON — Only a few hours after being banned on Facebook, President Donald Trump erupted in anger when he realized…

December 31, 2020

We have had fun tonight with our festivities and frivolities and, while your proposition to keep this night going is…

December 23, 2020

WHEATON, Ill. — Local and state authorities are in a desperate search for a local father who jokingly put socks…

December 20, 2020

Everyone says how long 2020 has felt, but it seems to have gone by in a flash when it comes…

December 20, 2020

There are approximately 135 screen versions of Charles Dickens’ apocryphal tale of ego reversal "A Christmas Carol" from Scrooge McDuck,…

December 15, 2020

Hey bro, what’s goin’ on? I can’t believe we graduated high school fifteen years ago, seems like yesterday we were…

December 2, 2020

HINSDALE, Ill. — Twitter user Shannon Nichols updated her profile bio today, moving “Trump Supporter” ahead of her other chosen…

November 28, 2020

CORUSCANT — The reigning Galactic Empire is selling old laser cannons, starfighters, and other weapons and vehicles to small-town police…