Outraged Parent Finds New Blink-182 Album In Child’s Candy
POWAY, Calif. – Local mother Faye Leidersman was horrified after finding a copy of Blink-182's new album 'One More Time'…
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Eight Songs We’re Listening To This Week To Make Our Spotify Wrapped Look Cooler This Year
There is nothing scarier than having bad taste in music. This is why your friends faint and go into convulsions…
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“King of the Hill” Characters Ranked By How Likely They’ve Had A Closeted Goth Phase
"King of the Hill" has long been an American institution. Holding a mirror up to American society, it shouts ‘Look!…
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20 Death Cab For Cutie Songs You Can Listen to While Waiting For Your Date to “Come Back From the Bathroom”
You finally got a match on your favorite dating app. They’re cute, they seem to have their shit together, and…
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Ibuprofen Sales Up 3000% Following When We Were Young 2
LAS VEGAS — Increasing demand for Ibuprofen following When We Were Young 2, a festival targeting millennials who desperately want…
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Ten Songs The Cast of “Killers of the Flower Moon” Would Be Listening to This Week If They Were Cool
For weeks we’ve been telling you to get your shit together and finally listen to some new music. We’ve been…
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“No Way Trump’s Coming Back From This” Says Legal Analyst With Poorly Developed Pattern Recognition Skills
ATLANTA — Sidney Powell's recent guilty plea in the ongoing 2020 Georgia election subversion case is being heralded as a…
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Eight Songs We’re Listening to This Week Because We Couldn’t Get Tickets to “Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour”
Did you know some people dress up as past versions of themselves for Halloween? That's because there's nothing scarier than…
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Eight Songs We’re Listening To This Week To Fight Off The Impending Bedbug Army
Another week, another slew of new music. Of course, you don’t know that because you’ve been listening to Title Fight…
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Ominous Pulsating Dark Orb To Replace Kevin McCarthy As House Speaker
WASHINGTON — An ominous pulsating dark orb with unknown powers is set to replace Kevin McCarthy as the Speaker of…
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