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April 17, 2023

BETHESDA, Md. – Local accountant Peter Wombach reportedly failed to successfully hide a signed Anal Cunt poster in the background…

April 12, 2023

AUSTIN, Texas — Local dental patient Peter Thomas was in a state of panic recently when his dentist began absolutely…

April 11, 2023

RICHMOND, Va. — Thrash metal band GWAR was forced to build an immense costume and elaborate backstory for a tambourine…

March 24, 2023

LOS ANGELES – Aaron Sorkin caused a stir in Hollywood when he released a new “more grounded” script replacing stylized…

February 26, 2023

Normally the gym is a place for quiet contemplation and self-improvement, but this time I left utterly confused. This enormous…

February 20, 2023

DETROIT — Lead singer James Scott of punk band Dante’s Inferno takes time out of his busy schedule to shout…

February 15, 2023

HOUSTON — Local vaper Chris Garcia finally hyped himself up enough to hang out with a group of cigarette smokers…

February 6, 2023

LOS ANGELES – Farmers Insurance launched a new ad campaign featuring Oscar-winning actor J.K. Simmons brutally demeaning a man for…

May 3, 2021

ANYTOWN, USA — Darrell “Sloppy” Jones, the wacky friend and outlandish next-door neighbor from teen sitcom “Janey and Joey,” reportedly…

February 13, 2021

Well, this is frustrating. I'm trying to leave a comment indicating that I think this Primus video sucks, but these…