Five Tips To Make Your Adult League Teammates Be as Competitive and Angry as You
So you’ve signed up for an adult league of a sport. Maybe you played it in high school, maybe you…
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Small Bird Horribly Embarrassed At How Fast He Nutted In Nature Documentary
AMAZON RAINFOREST, Brazil – A local topaz hummingbird was humiliated when he nutted super fast while filming a rare mating…
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Instagram Doctor Has To Tell Patient They’ll Be Unalive In Two Months
LOS ANGELES – Instagram doctor Brenda Rinaj, known as @CurezUGood, was faced with the tragic task of letting a patient…
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Punks Have Meet-Cute at Party When Accidentally Lady and the Tramp-ing Line of Cocaine
BOSTON — An adorable beginning to a relationship happened today as two punks had a meet-cute while accidentally Lady and…
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Drake Reveals That He Was Only Being Creepy To Girls For 15 Years To Bait Kendrick Into Talking About It
TORONTO — Drake shocked the world when he released a new diss track aimed at Kendrick Lamar where the Canadian…
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30 G.I. Joe Characters Ranked by the Severity of Their PTSD
There was no better fighting force than the G.I. Joes back in the 1980s. These real American heroes put their…
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Uh Oh, It’s Time to Actually Do the Things You Were Sexting About
So it finally happened. You met someone on Tinder and have been sexting them for the past week and a…
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Fire Alarm That Plays Imagine Dragons Guarantees Total Evacuation
LOS ANGELES — Gnull Industries recently announced a new fire alarm that guarantees total room evacuation by blaring songs from…
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Fuck: Team Lead Wants To Make Meetings Fun
Shit. This is bad. We just had the first of our daily stand-ups with the new team lead, and he’s…
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Tucker Carlson Has Performance Review With Boss In Moscow
MOSCOW – Controversial conservative firebrand and ‘journalist’ Tucker Carlson was recently spotted in Moscow to conduct his annual performance review…
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