Ben Friedman, Author at HARDTIMES

August 18, 2025

LOS ANGELES — Emergency crews were dispatched to the newly opened Tesla Diner after six patrons were left with life-threatening…

August 14, 2025

There was a time when any time I’d see that obscenely wealthy asshole Jeff Bezos gracing the cover of Forbes,…

July 31, 2025

Whenever I’ve heard “Jolene”, it always triggers some intrusive thoughts. Like if a bank teller can be hot enough to…

July 25, 2025

ALLENTOWN, Pa. — Local man Adam Jones fell under scrutiny after his claims of “liking all genres of music” was…

July 22, 2025

It's no secret that modern life can be profoundly anxiety-inducing. From the rising cost of living to maintaining relationships, one…

July 20, 2025

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — The very fabric of space and time which holds the universe together began to unravel after…

July 16, 2025

It’s been said that men are happy with the simple things in life, if you’re going off of their predilection…

July 14, 2025

NEWTON, Mass. — A local man’s once beloved band tour shirt was unceremoniously demoted to being worn exclusively as pajamas…

July 13, 2025

It’s fair to say that since the beginning of recorded history, humanity has known the world follows some kind of…

July 10, 2025

Hi kids, it’s your Uncle Glenn here. I won't sugarcoat it, but it looks like the world is finally on…