It’s Time We Un-Cancel Michale Graves Because I Just Booked Him for a Gig Next Week
It’s your old friend Paddy here with an important PSA, and no, I don’t have your money yet, but I’ll…
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Punk Findom Bullies Men Out of Their Cigarettes
DETROIT — Punk financial dominatrix Sierra “Piss” Richardson nearly doubled her clientele in three days after pivoting to bullying area…
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Picky Cat Will Only Chew on Cords Plugged Into Walls
MINNEAPOLIS — A one-year-old tabby named Paulie turned down nearly all forms of cat food offered to him, opting instead…
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Opinion: AI Will Never Replace Deez Nuts
Every morning when I look at my phone, I am forced to read another missive from tech overlords about the…
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Conservative Man Struggling To Convince Wife That Grindr an App for Power Tools
CHARLESTON, S.C. — Staunch conservative Darryl Higgins was seen at a local restaurant after attending church struggling to explain to…
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Broken Credit Card Reader Momentarily Transforms Restaurant Into Cool, Cash Only Dive Bar
SUNRISE, Fla. — Local family restaurant Callahan’s revamped their business model after a malfunctioning credit card machine momentarily turned the…
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Opinion: I Don’t Care That He’s the Demon Barber of Fleet Street, This Is the Best Haircut I’ve Ever Had
I think many of us would agree that good customer service is hard to find in jolly London town, and…
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Remote Worker at Show Catches Up on Emails During Band’s New Stuff
ST. PAUL, Min. — Local remote employee Josh Donaldson was able to increase his productivity twofold while seeing one of…
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Man Can’t Tell if Friend’s Art Show Surrealist or Bad
NEW YORK — While attending a friend’s high profile art show, local man Brian Jacobs was left dumbfounded after being…
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Help! I Want to Recommend Angine de Poitrine to everyone, but I Can’t Pronounce Their Name
When I first saw the video of Angine de Poitrine playing live on KEXP, I honestly found the whole thing…
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