Venue Changes Name, Owner, Staff Mid-Show
MILWAUKEE, Wis. — Attendees of a local punk show were left confused and disoriented after the venue changed its name,…
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Trust Fund Hipsters Return To Ancestral Coachella Grounds to Mate
INDIO, Cali. - As the sun broke over the mountains of the Coachella Valley this morning, thousands of first-day festival…
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McDonald’s Overhauls Deal Menu With $17 ‘Fuck You Burger’
CHICAGO — McDonald’s announced that the fast food chain would be undergoing a massive overhaul of their affordable deal menu…
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Man’s Veneers Way More Disturbing Than His Old Teeth
CHICAGO — A local man’s decision to replace their rotting teeth with shiny white veneers backfired as they turned out…
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Crap! Charon the Ferryman Only Takes Crypto Now
I wish I could see the looks on the faces of everyone who mocked me for believing in Greek mythology…
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98th Academy Awards Caters To Younger Moviegoers by Repeatedly Explaining It’s an Award Show
LOS ANGELES - The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has employed a new strategy to engage younger moviegoers…
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Alcoholic Man Shouting Racial Slurs at Passersby on Street Corner Booked for Kennedy Center Performance
WASHINGTON — The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts announced a three-week run performance featuring Terry Gillespie, a…
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Hilarious! This High School Acquaintance Thinks I’m Going To Accept His Friend Request
I’m just going to come right out and say it, there are only nine people from high school that I…
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U.S. Military Erroneously Bombs Iranian School Instead of Sending in Radicalized Gunman
WASHINGTON - Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has officially admitted the U.S. military erroneously bombed a school during the assault…
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Opinion: The Lion Does Not Concern Itself With Losing Custody of Its Children
When it comes to family, I have always seen myself as the alpha lion leading his pride. And as such,…
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