Hilarious! This High School Acquaintance Thinks I’m Going To Accept His Friend Request
I’m just going to come right out and say it, there are only nine people from high school that I…
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U.S. Military Erroneously Bombs Iranian School Instead of Sending in Radicalized Gunman
WASHINGTON - Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has officially admitted the U.S. military erroneously bombed a school during the assault…
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Opinion: The Lion Does Not Concern Itself With Losing Custody of Its Children
When it comes to family, I have always seen myself as the alpha lion leading his pride. And as such,…
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Ten Easiest Conservative Actors To Boycott Because They’re Already Out of Work
Let’s be real, separating ‘art from artist’ is a mental cop out where you can ignore all the shitty things…
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Opinion: I Know We’re Living in a Terrifying Fascist Hellscape, but I Really Need That Pitch Deck by Noon
Hey pal, first off, I really want to thank you for finding the bandwidth to sit down with us. I…
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Summer Festival Lineups Announced as if Society Will Still Be Functioning in Five Months
LOS ANGELES — Event coordinators have continued to announce and actively promote the lineups for the upcoming 2026 summer music…
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Lobster Fisherman Tired of Being Confused for Boston University Design Student
MARBLEHEAD, Mass. — Local lobster fisherman Jeff Murphy threatened to quit his job and leave Massachusetts entirely after repeatedly being…
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CBS Gives up Integrity for Lent
NEW YORK — Broadcast giant CBS announced to its staff and subsidiaries that the network would be giving up any…
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Grindcore Guitarist’s Wife Wishes He’d Not Spend Entirety of Her C-Section Taking Pictures For Band’s Next Album Cover
ROCHESTER, Minn. — Wife of local grindcore guitarist Denise Sadler was growing increasingly annoyed with her husband as he spent…
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Heritage Foundation Unveils Project 2026 Valentine’s Day Cards for Child Brides
WASHINGTON — Far right think tank the Heritage Foundation announced part of its Project 2026 family initiatives, unveiling a massive…
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