Ben Friedman, Author at HARDTIMES

December 5, 2023

Ugh, what a day. I never want to see the inside of a courtroom again! Seriously, you drive drunk through…

December 4, 2023

Social media trends come and go so quickly it’s hard to know what the hell is cool anymore. When it…

November 28, 2023

DUBAI — Members of the Saudi royal family were are in full damage control today after it was revealed Metallica’s…

November 27, 2023

PITTSBURGH — Local punk Wade Franklin discovered an ingenious method of protecting his home by hiding his spare house key…

November 27, 2023

FREEHOLD, N.J. — 52-year-old Hank Quinn’s political opinions have swung violently to the center after being exposed to a non-stop…

November 15, 2023

WASHINGTON — Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma was left in critical condition this morning after being confronted and brutally beaten…

November 14, 2023

It seems like everywhere we turn, no matter what part of the world, something is trying to kill us. And…

November 6, 2023

SIOUX CITY, Iowa — Slipknot announced they parted ways with drummer Jay Weinberg after it was revealed that he exaggerated…

November 1, 2023

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Governor Gavin Newson signed a historic bill that would require all residents to undergo a seven-day waiting…

October 28, 2023

SPOKANE, Wash. — A 12-foot tall Home Depot skeleton found himself under a mountain of skepticism after listing his height…