Boomer Furious After Having Car Misgendered
LANSING, Mich. — Local 72-year-old conservative Gerald Wakowski was on the verge of a complete meltdown after a passerby misgendered…
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The Next Criterion Closet? Here’s Our DVD Haul From Goodwill
It’s hard to believe it, but we had the privilege to take our picks from the Plymouth, MN Goodwill’s meticulously…
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NBC Adds “Chicago Hardcore” to City-Themed Lineup
LOS ANGELES — NBC announced they would be expanding its One Chicago universe this fall by focusing on the punk…
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Target Celebrates Record Store Day with 35 Different Versions of Taylor Swift’s “The Tortured Poets Department”
MINNEAPOLIS, Minn. — Retail conglomerate Target announced today that they would be participating in Record Store Day by offering 35…
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Was Your Loved One Killed by Ten Million Pounds of Sludge From New York and New Jersey? You May Be Entitled to Compensation
Attention Boston area residents! Was one or more of your loved ones killed by ten million pounds of sludge from…
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Man Trying Raw Meat Diet Hoping Debilitating Salmonella Part of the Process
INDIANAPOLIS — Local man Dave McGrath is clinging to hope that contracting salmonella is part of the process of the…
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Pig Suspecting Punk Only Adopted It for His Kidneys
ASHEVILLE, N.C. — A domesticated pig found his life in jeopardy as he began to suspect his punk owner Kevin…
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Opinion: Some of You Never Had to Duct Tape Your Discman Shut in High School and It Shows
It seems like wherever you look these days, we’re surrounded by people who’ve never known a minute of strife, let…
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CEO Calls All Hands on Deck Meeting to Tell Employees About Cool Band He Discovered, Also Massive Layoffs
PALO ALTO, Calif. — CEO Steve Westwood of tech juggernaut SnaxR called an emergency all-hands-on-deck meeting to excitedly inform employees…
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Child of Broken Up Polycule Looking Forward to Six Birthdays and Christmases
SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Eight-year-old Chase Gibson was optimistic after the dissolution of the polycule that had raised him since birth…
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