Man Gives Up His Seat on Subway for Pop Punk Veteran
NEW YORK — Riders on the New York subway’s C train caught a rare act of generosity as a man…
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Opinion: Here’s Why I Sold My House and Moved Into an Eames Lounge Chair
Those of us lucky enough to own a home know how much of a pain in the ass they are…
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Conservative Owns the Libs by Paying $4,000 a Month for His Ford F-350
CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. — Local conservative Bill Wallace announced he’s ramped up his fight against the liberal agenda by spending $4,000…
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Opinion: It Might Be the Gas Station Boner Pills Talking, but I Think I’m Experiencing Mass Organ Failure
Damn girl, this night has been magical. Looking at you now has me breaking out into a cold sweat. Like…
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The Hold Steady’s Children’s Book Mostly About Blacking Out at Minneapolis Dive Bars
NEW YORK — A preview of the upcoming children's book based on the lyrics of The Hold Steady’s “Stay Positive”…
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Opinion: Well, I Found the Clit. Now What?
Like the quests for the Fountain of Youth or the Holy Grail, I too have spent what feels like eons…
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Weird! All of this Millennial’s Opinions About Pop Culture Align With Chuck Klosterman’s
It’s been said there are no such thing as coincidences, and that naturally occurring phenomena can be explained no matter…
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We Sat Down at the Cool Kids Table and Were Savagely Ridiculed
Kids these days, what’s up with them? Seriously, we have no idea what the hell is going on with Gen…
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Opinion: You Can Pry My Skinny Jeans Off of My Cold Dead Legs
There is probably no inalienable right greater than freedom of expression, and what better way to tell the world that…
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Poser Alert! Those Assholes From the “Punk” CD Compilation Were Paid Actors
There is something that’s been bothering me for nearly 20 years now, and I’m sure a few of you may…
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