Matt Husser
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Chucky is the gold standard for serial killer toys, slaughtering dozens of victims in creative fashion across decades of films.…
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Doug Kolic
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MILWAUKEE – Identical punk twins Ryan and Bryan Ohland recently revealed their ability to sense when the other is jonesing…
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Greg Smith
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The holiday season is here, which means it’s time to buy gifts! You might have a plan for all your…
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Tyler Roland
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LOS ANGELES — Local musician Brian Herring is reportedly making a decent living as a working musician but is reluctant…
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Corey Montgomery
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2023 is coming to an end. Another remarkable year that proves true the old adage: ‘yes, things actually can and…
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James Knapp
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The Wet Bandits are not what anyone would call criminal masterminds. But following our mandatory annual Hard Times staff rewatch…
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Ben Friedman
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WATERLOO, Iowa — A recent independent poll found Donald Trump’s draconian immigrant policies were polling overwhelmingly positive among users of…
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Kelley Greene
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BOSTON — Local mallard Ruddy assured his girlfriend that his odd corkscrew-shaped penis is what all duck phalluses look like,…
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Ben Friedman
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Congratulations, you’ve managed to sneak into your nemesis’ inner sanctum (or home office). Now all that’s left to do is…
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Mark Hassenfratz
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WICHITA, Kan. — Local horror punk outfit Shattered Heirloom reportedly only writes songs about family trauma as they are influenced…
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