Matt McInerney
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PORTLAND, Maine — Support for local man Kevin Davidson is reportedly waning amongst friends as they slowly realize his recovery…
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Eric Navarro
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It’s hard being a rich punk. Especially when you’re not rich. So my parents got me a sweater for Christmas.…
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Tim Graham
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NORTH DARTMOUTH, Mass. — Preschool punk Henry Doyle rushed to the aid of little Briana Hamm, who disappeared beneath the…
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Doug Kolic
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LOS GATOS, Calif. – Netflix is reportedly set to announce new cost-cutting measures to replace executives in charge of developing…
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Joe Rumrill
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NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Prominent documentary talking head Gareth “Rubber Duck” Wayne is repeatedly reminding everyone that, at the point…
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Eric Navarro
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I’ve said it for years: The Grammys, like all major award shows, are hollow events designed solely for the rich…
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Ben Friedman
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Until recently I’ve never sweated any of this talk about how automation will replace humans in the workforce. But the…
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John Danek
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CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas — Local guitarist and gear snob Graham Andersson reportedly paid almost $300 for a fancy brake pedal…
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John Danek
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MORGANTOWN, W.Va. — A new study revealed that the average millennial has heard the intro to the Minutemen’s classic “Corona”…
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Bobby Korec
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ASTORIA, Ore. — Local party animal Gary Harper plans to celebrate the completion of Dry January with 11 consecutive months…
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