Eric Navarro
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Remember when you first discovered punk? We sure do. You were between the ages of thirteen and sixteen and full…
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Brandon Talley
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JERUSALEM — Biblical scholars were stunned by a newly discovered set of ancient scrolls that suggests Jesus not only turned…
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Stephen Bell
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Does the My Chemical Romance singer think I'm stupid? He clearly must think I'm a big fucking joke if he…
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Peter Woods
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LEXINGTON, Ky. — Local musician Teddie Hutchinson broke his 23-day streak of avoiding anything resembling a natural food when he…
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Nathan Kamal
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Oh no! Those awful specters are back, ready to teach me a supernatural lesson of redemption, just in time for…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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SEATTLE — Self-proclaimed Twitter activist Rachel Morrow claimed that if they had access to a functioning time machine they would…
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Heather Cook
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Do you ever wonder what happened to these disappointing heartthrobs that left my mom high and dry in the early…
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Anna Walsh
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CHICAGO — Standing against the wall, milling about, or looking around while waiting for acts to play is considered the…
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Nathan Kamal
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washington — in honor of legendary author, academic and activist bell hooks, president biden has declared that all capital letters…
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Joanna McNaney Stein
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local vending machine technician Jeremy Powell realized while looking through old photographs that “in the smoking section…
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