Tyler Roland
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KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Local stoner Dave Truman set out to prove to friends, family, and acquaintances that weed is not…
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Eric Navarro
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Drat! For once in my gadbum life, I was being responsible. I finally did the adult thing and paid a…
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Gary Doyle
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CHICAGO — Local punk Jacob Brown found his net worth has skyrocketed now that drink tickets are redeemable again at…
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Krissy Howard
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BLUEFIELD, W.V. — Local woman Erica Forster is currently on hour nine of watching 25 years’ worth of Blue’s Clues,…
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Dianne Nora
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NEW YORK — Compassionate Queens native Kacey Mora selflessly volunteered her time to help bathe actor and infrequent washer Jake…
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Nathan Kamal
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WASHINGTON — The White House has announced that Air Bud will lead talks with the Taliban because there’s nothing in…
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Dan Rice
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When my Uber driver arrived at my home without the drink that I ordered to go with my meal, the…
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James Knapp
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SCRANTON, Penn. — Toby Louvern, lead vocalist in doom-pop band Expired Sex, was stricken with the deepest existential terror of…
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Dan Kozuh
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CHICAGO — Local nonagenarian Horace Miles finally settled on a design for what he would like his first tattoo to…
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Eli Johnson
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WASHINGTON — The American Psychiatric Association at its annual conference announced it added “poser” to the latest update of the…
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