James Knapp
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In today’s progressive social climate, some men find the dating world more intimidating than ever, particularly delusional, narcissistic men who…
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John Danek
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LAS VEGAS — Guitar Zone manager Ian Potts experienced a sudden onset of post-traumatic stress disorder caused by hearing a…
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Jonah Nink
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HOLLYWOOD — Shortly after its acquisition by Amazon, MGM and Eon Productions announced this morning that the next James Bond…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — A passenger on American Airlines Flight 3077 was reportedly concerned whether he was allowed to lower his mask…
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Sophie Len
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Hold on to your butts because this is huge. The government has officially confirmed the existence of UFOs and, presuming…
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Cory Cousins
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MIAMI — Famed guitar wizard Yngwie Malmsteen revealed that his biggest musical influence as a precocious axe shredder was none…
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Here’s a parenting question for you all: At what age do you tell your child that they are expected to…
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Ian Yamamoto
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TORONTO — A recent trip to an out-of-town Subway made you realize how much better managed it is than the…
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Natalie Vinh
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Social distancing regulations got you down? Losing your sense of identity without the ability to get drunk in a stranger's…
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Krissy Howard
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local punk and Carhartt jacket-wearing dilettante Anthony Lynch avoided eye contact with fellow diners at a restaurant…
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