Rebecca Acevedo
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NEW YORK — Local punk Brandon Hall listed the friend’s couch he’s been crashing on as available for rent in…
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Ryan Danley
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CHICAGO — Local data analyst Jeanie Alvarez joined his coworker for a ride in her car last week, leaving him…
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Bobby Korec
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My partner and I are incredibly excited to announce that we are having a baby! And before you ask the…
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Billy Patterson
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PHILADELPHIA — Local man and stunningly handsome bassist for local indie band Onion Powder, Trevor Anderson, must be absolutely terrible…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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AUSTIN, Texas — Wiping tears from his eyes at a recent press conference, SpaceX CEO Elon Musk revealed that the…
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Meg Scanlon
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LOS ANGELES — A years-long study by scientists at UCLA has proved once and for all that drinking eight glasses…
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Kyle Stanley
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So we were just sitting outside Cafe du Stefan in Jackson, Michigan waiting for our Americanos when a man who…
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A. Cabbot
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WASHINGTON — Jerkhole bassist Alex Miller finally overcame his anxiety yesterday to ask why his bass guitar includes two extra…
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Kevin Hufe
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CHICAGO — In anticipation of the upcoming 2022 release of Splatoon 3, first-time player Bryan Skritcherson has begun the long…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — A local man’s iPhone disagrees with its owner that his Amazon Alexa is listening to him…
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