VANCOUVER, Wash. — Local neo-fascist Greg Pough retired as an active member of the Proud Boys today following a three-second…
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Nick Ortolani
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NEW YORK — Leading economists warned today that raising the minimum wage to $15 will severely impede the ability of…
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Mike Moran
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They say as you grow older, you start to realize you and your folks really aren't all that different. You…
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Collin Canning
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HUNTINGTON, N.Y — Part-time barista and avid Marilyn Manson fan, Scuff Leeway underwent an invasive spine removal surgery in an…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local accountant Owen Yates is reportedly afraid to reveal his salary to his coworkers because of the…
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Owen Crowlie
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After all that talk about ‘rising up,’ gamers finally did it. Eschewing hero shooters and fighters, we’re finally playing the…
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Mark Roebuck
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Hello gamers! By now you’ve probably read from a dozen different outlets that I have decided to step down as…
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Yancy Lee Crawford
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In November of 2020, science, love, and decency conquered all that stood in the way of justice, and America got…
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James Knapp
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DENVER — Newly single man Chris Fangerburg held a moment of silence for his former relationship today, lowering the toilet…
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Nick Ortolani
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Sometimes a political statement comes along that really forces one to rethink their whole world view. While it’s been centuries…
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