Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOS ANGELES — Girls Done Quick, a new livestreamed porn parody of the hit video game convention Games Done Quick…
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Kevin Tit
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BILOXI, Miss. — Local fast food chain CEO Shannon Smith reluctantly agreed to pay his employees $15 an hour last…
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Ted Pillow
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WASHINGTON — Newly-inaugurated President Joe Biden is extremely concerned that “The Netflix” won’t know to send his rental DVDs to…
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Janelle Becraft
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Sick Phoebe Bridgers tat ya got there. Is that her whole face covering your entire torso? Cool, cool. You must…
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John Dixon
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GOLDEN, Colo. — Legendary metal band Pantera announced today a collaboration with Coors Brewing Company to bring their fans a…
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Owen Crowlie
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local gamer Marcus Fuller has reportedly begun his fourth marriage, saying “just one more run” at the…
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Kyle Stanley
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LEAWOOD, Kan. — The value of hot, buttered movie popcorn dropped below $4,000 per barrel for the first time in…
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Ken Taro
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local crust punk David Wong firmly believes that “corporations are an evil plague on society,” which is…
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Rebecca Acevedo
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It was a rough news week for people who wanted to tweet something topical but had no idea what the…
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Mark Roebuck
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Universal Music Group will reissue nü-metal outfit Papa Roach’s seminal 2000 album “Infest” in a deluxe…
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