Ed Smith
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November 8, 2020
LOS ANGELES — Local Twitter user Frederick Peterson, better known by his handle @freddiepeteyboy682, went on a tragic cancel spree…
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Kevin Flynn
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November 8, 2020
Disney and Square Enix’s whimsical JRPG phenomenon, Kingdom Hearts, may be daunting to newcomers despite its longtime popularity. Each installment…
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Aaron Weerasinghe
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November 8, 2020
LOS ANGELES — A heartbroken nation looked on with remorse this afternoon as reports tragically confirmed that the wrong game…
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Mark Roebuck
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November 8, 2020
WASHINGTON — After initially claiming he was going to hold out until more exclusive next-gen titles became available, President Donald…
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Johnny Mo
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November 8, 2020
SAN JOSE, Calif. — Quarantined suitor Gabe Dawson canceled his highly anticipated Zoom date with “hot barista Dylan” last night…
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John Dixon
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November 8, 2020
ATLANTA — Adam Hansen, the lead vocalist of death metal band Corpse Licker and best known for his flowing locks…
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Salim Alam
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November 8, 2020
PARADISE VALLEY, Ariz. -— Former Vice President Dan Quayle has reportedly contracted the novel Coronavirus “COVIDE-19,” according to Quayle’s medical…
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Kevin Tit
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November 8, 2020
2020 has got to be the worst year for punk by far. Ant that's saying a lot since it died…
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Henrik Persson
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November 8, 2020
ST. PAUL, Minn. — Local gym rat Paul Deetz started his workout today with a full seven minutes of rest…
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Jon Wood
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November 7, 2020
WILMINGTON, Del. — Democrat Joe Biden’s Presidential acceptance speech was interrupted today by rapper-turned-presidential candidate Kanye West, who rushed the…
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