James Webster
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WASHINGTON — Pro-life fundamentalists are rejoicing today after controversial Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett was officially confirmed to the…
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Patrick Coyne
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Everyone at my middle school knows the story of “Gus the Gouger,” the creepy old janitor that lures children into…
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Freelancer
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LEXINGTON, Ky. — Ofc. Michael Skolnyk opened fire on a grand jury yesterday after they figuratively slapped him on the…
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Nariko Ott
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Hey bros. We all know it's okay to get out there in the pit and kick some ass. But some…
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Andrew Murphy
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SEATTLE — Perpetually single man Conner Turner ruined a promising first date last Friday when he brought up the infamous…
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Coward Hour
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Coward Hour is the least-informed podcast in America. Each week, leading cowards/disgraced comedians Brendan Krick & Nik Oldershaw spiral on…
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Jon Ruggiero
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LOS ANGELES — Members of The Pirate Bay took to the cyber seas to salvage the wreckage of disgraced short-form…
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Aaron Weerasinghe
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I love Hades as much as everyone else seems to, but I have to admit that the diversity in the…
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Andy Holt
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ARLINGTON, Va. — Nestlé USA announced a lawsuit against the round astronomical body orbiting Earth, claiming the mass has no…
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Anna Walsh
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CICERO, Ill. — Underpaid Target cashier and generally exhausted person Paolo Morte is considering getting into stealing goods from his…
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