Mark Roebuck
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SEATTLE — Apple’s latest addition to its signature line of products was revealed today, an American twenty dollar bill whose…
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John Danek
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Ooo, I’ve never had mugwort/wormwood tea, but I’m excited to try! This is the perfect way to end a great…
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Collin Canning
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PORTLAND, Maine — Portland Police Department Officer Grace Hutchinson somehow fully believes that people have only recently started tampering with…
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John Danek
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Join me in a cathartic exercise. I want you to write down the names of 3 people who have slighted…
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Tyler Dark
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LEXINGTON, S.C. — Forest Hills Middle School sixth grader Brynn Ruark effortlessly secured the title of “coolest kid in school”…
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Bobby Korec
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LOS ANGELES — 2011 “Favorite TV Reality, Variety, or Comedy Personality or Act” ALMA Award nominee Mario Lopez was once…
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Jimmy Beliakoff
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BELLEVUE, Wash. — According to anonymous sources within the company, employees at Valve Software have been working grueling 100-hour work…
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Sari Beliak
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SANTA CRUZ, Calif. –– Tarot reader Hannah Edwards was unsure how to tell fellow party-goer Randy Bartolo that he would…
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Tyler Dark
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LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Aging metal fan Donny Burton went on another tirade last night about the general state of…
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FRESNO, Calif. — Beloved local crossing guard Leona Cardwell was fired Wednesday after committing her first error in nearly 20…
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