Peter Casciato
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WASHINGTON — A shocking new investigation into U.S. military spending has revealed that the Pentagon is still pouring billions of…
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Ben Friedman
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RIDGEWOOD, N.J. — After hours of mediation, divorcing couple David and Sophie Keller have finally found middle ground as they…
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James Knapp
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CAMDEN, N.J. — A green Bic lighter still hasn’t given up hope that it will one day no longer be…
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Tyler Dark
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LOS ANGELES — Nü-metal darlings Limp Bizkit have worked with a local distillery to release their own exclusive, officially-licenced Chocolate…
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Ted Pillow
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EAST NORTHPORT, N.Y. — Local teen Roderick Evans attempted last night to do the trick where you stab a knife…
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Jonah Nink
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I don’t like to brag, but I don’t think it’s too far off for me to say that I’m a…
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James Knapp
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AURORA, Ill. — Local man Wendell Banks drove a 2013 Prius hybrid to popular power-pop trio Fold-Out Fedora’s drive-in show…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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PNF-404 — Captain Olimar insisted to a group of red Pikmin today that they need not worry while trying to…
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Mark Roebuck
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OUTWORLD — Two participants, who by all accounts appeared to be exact replicants of one another, were reportedly grateful to…
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Meg Indurti
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Body positivity advocate and campaign spokesperson Brianna Martin openly worried today that the movement may have to…
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