John Dixon
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SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — Laid-off sound engineer Logan Green is constantly adjusting the volume levels of his television in order…
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Jon Ruggiero
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HILLSBOROUGH, Calif. — Pop singer Grimes and Elon Musk recently announced that their son X Æ A-XII’s unusual name was…
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David Sitrick
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NEW DONK CITY — Beloved local hero Luigi was blinded in his left eye at a protest against police brutality…
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James Knapp
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WEST LAWN, Penn. — A generation-defining show at local basement venue The Bottleneck was briefly interrupted last night when venue/home…
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Ed Saincome
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America is more divided than ever on the issue of policing and frustrations are at a boiling point as we…
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Ryan Danley
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WASHINGTON — Worried about industry typecasting, representatives of local crisis actor Daniel Mauer say he is seeking a wider range…
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Seth Finkelstein
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SALEM, N.H. — Local gamer father Jack Ruebens has announced he will stop attempting to forge a relationship with his…
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Kevin Flynn
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Navigating the discourse surrounding highly anticipated video games, much like the apocalypse, is a constant struggle for survival. Discussion about…
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James Kinneen
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NEW YORK — The American Museum of Natural History’s cast bronze and allegedly sentient Christopher Columbus statue was the victim…
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John Sevigne
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FRESNO, Calif. — Local middle-aged skateboarder Eddy Tirado impulsively flipped off the security guard standing by the front door of…
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