Kevin Flynn
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PORTLAND, Maine — Local man Ralph Pettersen was recently immersed in an exciting and ingenious alternate reality game which began…
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Courtney Baka
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CHICAGO — Local woman Bethany Cordova has already spent her non-existent, second potential $1200 government stimulus check after hearing that…
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Ella Gale
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With activists across the country protesting racial inequality and police violence, The Hard Times decided to sit down with police…
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Ted Pillow
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MIAMI — Protestors gathered for yesterday’s “All Lives Matter” rally quickly realized that they all already knew each other thanks…
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KYOTO, Japan — Shigeru Miyamoto announced today that in order to make sure he lives up to his highest standards,…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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MIDDLETON, Wisc. — A new update to Activision’s Call of Duty: Warzone requires users to give up 100gb of their…
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Louie Aronowitz
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LOS ANGELES — As the promise of “six seasons and a movie” finally comes to fruition, producers of the upcoming…
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Randi Pulator
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WARREN, Mich. — Ofc. Daniel Ronkowski was not allowed to participate in last night’s beatdown of a suspect after failing…
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Bobby Korec
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Conventional wisdom says that your outer appearance should give off some serious upward mobility vibes. That’s why I dress as…
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Amir Adan
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LOS ANGELES — Legendary rock group Weezer celebrated today as their latest record finally completed months of successful laboratory tests…
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