Ryan Danley
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I am so sick of being left out. Every year 4/20 rolls around and the entire country throws this huge…
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Kevin Tit
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NEWPORT, Ky. — Notable stoner and “flat earth” conspiracy theorist John Hays has been playing the same Sleep album continuously…
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Joe Tilleli
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MIAMI — Controversy has recently erupted in the Rock, Paper, Scissors pro circuit as a subset of players are now insisting…
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Kyle Stanley
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MINAS TIRITH — The White Council of the Wise issued a decree today that all fellowships in Middle Earth shall…
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John Danek
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WASHINGTON — Calvin, the co-star of the influential newspaper comic strip “Calvin & Hobbes,” was arrested today in conjunction with…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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FREMONT, Calif. — The new Corsair BM-4050990 mouse, made specifically for gamers and streamers, boasts 128 buttons, according to a…
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James Knapp
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Listen up you capitalist dogs! We’ve been looking at this whole pandemic thing all wrong. Sure, right now the coronavirus…
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Louie Aronowitz
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NEW YORK — The startup company Punk Blue Apron is enjoying a surge in popularity, thanks to their monthly subscription…
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Tyler Schmall
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NEW HORIZONS — Dodo Airlines employee and CEO Orville came forward earlier this week with a statement pleading for a…
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Lana Schwartz
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LOS ANGELES — Multiple exes of musician Fiona Apple coincidentally texted her at the same time yesterday for no real…
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