Shea Strauss
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While isolating during the pandemic, it's understandable to feel disconnected from other people. TO keep an air of normalcy, we…
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Krissy Howard
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ST. LOUIS — Exhausted grocery store cashier Adina Decker is anxiously awaiting the day the coronavirus panic-buying subsides and she…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local gamer Kayla Stephenson reportedly included various video game skills on a job resume in an attempt…
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Ted Pillow
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Coronavirus can’t melt steel beams, sheeple! Have you got that through your thick skulls yet? It must be hard when…
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Louie Aronowitz
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DORAVILLE, Ga. — Local Tinder user Brad Irwin claimed in his dating app bio to keep a minimum six feet…
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Rachel Clayton
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KYOTO, Japan — A troubling new study from the University of Hidari Wakibara has found that it takes a typical…
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Daniel Menegaz
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Short-form mobile video platform Quibi has proven exceedingly popular among premature ejaculators thanks to its 10-minute…
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Jimmy Adamson
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AVENTURA, Fla. — Local man Benjamin Eads tearfully crossed off “call Grandma” from his to-do list today after the COVID-19…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Local boyfriend Steven Owen was shocked to discover that his girlfriend of three years was entirely…
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John Danek
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Some people climb rocks for fun. Others pass time crafting needlepoint creations. Still, others like to observe birds. This last…
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