LD Wallace
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AUSTIN, Texas — Breaking reports from your irate friends indicate that no one has any interest in learning that weird…
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Kevin Tit
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ALISO VIEJO, Calif. — The And1 clothing company is introducing a new line of shorts crafted specifically for hardcore kids…
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Peter Casciato
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LANSING, Mich. — Due to her familiarity with the visual indicators that a major boss battle was about to unfold,…
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Nick Ortolani
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It’s hard not to feel like we are approaching the end times. With the world on the verge of a…
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Johnny Mo
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GLENDALE, Calif. — Fraud victim Megan Howard made an emergency exit through her date’s bathroom window last night after an…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump is being attacked by prominent Democrats today after he claimed he found Mew under a…
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Ryan Danley
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Hey everyone! We all have the coronavirus pandemic on our minds. Everyone is rightfully pretty scared. Basic survival supplies and…
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Bobby Korec
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DENVER — Local police apprehended miscreant Max Yelban last night for mischievously shouting “Arcade Fire” in a crowded theater and…
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James Webster
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WASHINGTON — At a press conference this afternoon, CDC Director Robert Redfield urged all American citizens to begin keeping audio…
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Kevin Hufe
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T’ARTHAR DESERT — A team of local heroes found themselves in distress recently, after a level 26 necroscorpion murdered beloved…
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