Shea Strauss
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Beta cuck Seth Armitage watched helplessly from the side of his wife Nadia’s hospital bed last…
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Heather Cook
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Hey, thanks for picking me up — Wait, did you just restart that song so it was playing when I…
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Patrick Crooks
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DETROIT — Controversial singer/songwriter Morrissey is now selling signed copies of albums by the notorious white power band Skrewdiver for…
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WASHINGTON — Famed cursed twitter account @dril became a conservative icon this morning after being retweeted by President Donald Trump,…
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Matt Kenny
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WASHINGTON — In a sharp rebuke towards his flagging candidacy, only 9% of Democratic voters believe Joe Biden could defeat…
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Johnny Mo
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SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — High school sophomore Michelle Johnston was hospitalized for exhaustion last night after leaving a full day…
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Patrick Coyne
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HILTON, N.Y. — Boyfriend and birthday boy Brad Krister insisted today he really doesn’t want anything from you this year…
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Krissy Howard
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There is a real problem in this country, and no, I’m not talking about peanut oil. I’m talking about the…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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We all love the Pokéball Head Guy, the guy who follows trainers around from gym to gym in the Galar…
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Josh Kuderna
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BALTIMORE — Members of local band Wasted Rat agreed yesterday that the guitar solo in their new song “absolutely rips,”…
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