Andy Holt
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BETHESDA, Md. — Bethesda Softworks CEO Todd Howard reportedly sent a message to The Outer Worlds developer Obsidian late yesterday…
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Freelancer
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SYDNEY — Acclaimed film composer Hans Zimmer shocked audience members at the Sydney Opera House last night when he appeared…
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Bobby Korec
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GALVESTON, Texas — Polyamorous man Bryce Tarryton asked his recently engaged friends last week if he could trade in his…
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JD Lowe
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AKRON, Ohio — Local gamer Scott Landis’s languish was felt throughout the apartment upon his discovery that his PlayStation 2…
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Zac Fairhall
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Listen up, snowflakes! As some of you know, my douchebag SJW singer Simon threatened to bring a new guitarist into…
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Joe Rumrill
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KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Mid-level pop-punk band Cabbagepatchkids will never know how close they were to making it big, thanks to…
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Zach Raffio
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The great Martin Scorsese-Marvel feud has come to a close. After weeks of controversy amongst both the Marvel and film…
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Jeff Cardello
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TEMPE, Ariz. — Local man Connor Heath still regrets breaking up with his college girlfriend 20 years on, admitting today…
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Patrick Coyne
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LANCASTER, Pa. — Police officers on the scene of a texting and driving accident last night that claimed the life…
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