Mark Roebuck
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MIAMI — Burger King announced a new variation on their signature cheeseburger this morning that will reportedly cure some, but…
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Ryan Harnedy
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ANAHEIM, Calif. — Local mother Kerry Mendez happily spent an hour of her Sunday afternoon last week resewing a “Fuck…
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Mark Roebuck
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DENVER — Lead singers of two pop-punk bands issued a split release today, a collaborative letter apologizing for their mutual…
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Tyler Snodgrass
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KANTO — Experts in Pokémon psychology have diagnosed a severe case of Impostor Syndrome in a local Ditto, the amorphous…
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Jordan Breeding
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NEW YORK — Mariner Books, the publisher of “The Hard Times: The First 40 Years,” announced Friday their intention to…
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Dan Rice
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I’m so sick of poser fans like you. I don’t know what your angle is but if you were a…
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CJ Hernandez
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TAMPA, Fla. — Local punk Stephen Lazaro broke up with his new goth girlfriend earlier this week after discovering that…
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Kevin Flynn
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TOKYO — Following a string of new details about the company’s upcoming console, Sony today unveiled the full lineup of of…
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Patrick Coyne
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PLANO, Texas — Battle of the Bands judge Bradley Chase allowed a desperate four-piece rock band to compete last night…
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Doug Francisco
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EL PASO, Texas — Former Congressman and presidential hopeful Beto O’Rourke paid a visit this week for a CBS News…
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