Opinion: My Controller’s Being Weird
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It is time for our nation to come together and agree that my controller is being weird as hell right…
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Month: August 2018
121 stories found
International Essay Prize Awarded to YouTube Comment Explaining Why Deafheaven Isn’t Black Metal
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MONTREAL — The internationally-recognized Rodgers-Mayhew Essay Award was given yesterday to SoundMatters99, a Youtube commenter who succinctly dissected the genre…
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Instagram Friend Begins Grisly Transformation Into Meme Account
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DENVER — The Instagram profile of user Viola Todd is starting to show the telltale signs of a slow, sinister…
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Opinion: Stop Taking Pictures of My Fucking House
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So I bought this house this month from some guy named Max Ramos and PayPal’d him through “Friends and Family”…
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Opinion: Stop Taking Pictures of My Fucking House
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So I bought this house this month from some guy named Max Ramos and PayPal’d him through “Friends and Family”…
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New Video Game ‘Douche Debater’ Lets You Play as Jordan Peterson
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OSAKA, Japan — Capcom revealed a spiritual successor to its popular Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney franchise entitled Jordan Peterson: Douche…
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Ex-Ska Fan Fills in Every White Box on Checkered Vans with Sharpie
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COSTA MESA, Calif. — 33-year-old house painter and disillusioned ska enthusiast Brady Taylor took a Sharpie to the white boxes…
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Ex-Ska Fan Fills in Every White Box on Checkered Vans with Sharpie
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COSTA MESA, Calif. — 33-year-old house painter and disillusioned ska enthusiast Brady Taylor took a Sharpie to the white boxes…
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Fat Shaming: My Bigoted Heart Attacked My Body Because I’m Overweight
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We live in a fatist culture. Whether it is magazine covers showing impossibly thin bodies, discrimination on dating websites, or…
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Audiophile Mom Not a Fan of Son’s Tone
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local mother and hi-fi aficionado Peggy Lowell had a multitude of criticisms regarding her son’s tone following…
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