RENO, Nev. — Touring hardcore outfit Hammer Envy received a single, damp towel last night to share amongst the four…
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M.J. Amory
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BALTIMORE — After not seeing a single player for the first twenty minutes of a Fortnite match, thereby making it…
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As temperatures continue to drop this winter there are a couple things to keep in mind. We all know that…
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ATLANTA — Delta Airlines flight attendant Moses Ray dedicated yesterday’s routine flight to Chicago to “the real mother fuckers in…
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DETROIT — Gamer Harold Bunda wasted over an hour of his life pursuing what appeared to be an accessible area…
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Bobby D. Lux
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Hosting a podcast was supposed to be easy. I did everything right. I got high with my friends and talked…
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NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. — 33-year-old pop-punk frontman Danny Huerta has reportedly been cast out of the scene he helped build…
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Mo Mozuch
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All great scientists are called maniacs in their time, and I am no exception. Is it “crazy” to conduct your…
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Jordan Breeding
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Night after night, Michael listens to you sheeple on his bunker’s short-wave radio breathlessly claiming there’s no reason a mentally…
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KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Butthole Canyon frontman Richie Butthole increasingly regrets his chosen stage name, now that he is approaching his…
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