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The Hard Times Staff • September 12, 2018

Aries (March 21 - April 19) There’s no faster way to an Aries’ heart than a well-timed compliment. You know…

The Hard Times Staff • September 5, 2018

Aries (March 21 - April 19) Aries, you can expect a much-needed break this week, when a months-long argument over…

The Hard Times Staff • August 22, 2018

Aries (March 21-April 19) Don’t let judgement hold you back this week, Aries. Just because you’re 35 doesn’t mean you…

The Hard Times Staff • August 15, 2018

Aries (March 21-April 19) Your leadership skills will be of use this week, Aries. Tell your frontman that you guys…

The Hard Times Staff • August 8, 2018

Aries (March 21-April 19) Due to newly implemented postal regulations, we cannot deliver your horoscope this week, Aries. Check for…

The Hard Times Staff • August 1, 2018

Aries (March 21-April 19) Be careful with that dynamic, childlike energy of yours this week, Aries. As charming as that…

The Hard Times Staff • July 24, 2018

Aries (March 21 - April 19) Some astrologists say Aries are confrontational, but we say that’s fucking bullshit. Someone needs…

The Hard Times Staff • July 10, 2018

Aries (March 21 - April 19) Single Aries should be on the lookout for a new “special someone” in places…

The Hard Times Staff • July 10, 2018

Aries (March 21 - April 19) Single Aries should be on the lookout for a new “special someone” in places…

The Hard Times Staff • July 3, 2018

Aries (March 21 - April 19) Keep your cool this week, Aries. Temper tantrums are like rocks in rochambeau —…