HELL — Legendary professional wrestler, adulterer, and noted racist Hulk Hogan admitted he was confused as to why heaven seemed…
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CLEARWATER, Fla. — Hulk Hogan, famed professional wrestler, actor, and white nationalist, passed away earlier today, succumbing to health problems…
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DALLAS — Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control raised warning flags about a new strain of Hulkamania found in…
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Steve Packosky
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The results of this year’s presidential election will forever stand as a moment in which America, for the second time,…
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Chris Bowen
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PHILADELPHIA — Local 36-year-old Dennis Waller’s out-of-control alcohol problem can evidently be traced back to the large amount of mid-to-late…
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Dan Kozuh
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LEMI, Finland — The International Heavy Metal Association (IHMA) agreed today to accept that “Beer” and “Professional Wrestling” will be…
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Matt Husser
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PHILADELPHIA — Local dad Ken Schmidt reportedly spent the majority of a father-son trip to WrestleMania 40 commenting on the…
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Claire Alexander
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HOBOKEN, N.J. – WWE fan and local embarrassment, Connor Duncan, reportedly made preparations to save his liver during WrestleMania this…
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Ryan Harnedy
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When I look in the mirror, I didn't always like what I see. Sure there are things to like, but…
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Audrey Vieira
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DENTON, Texas — Lifelong wrestling enthusiast Ryland Reeves reportedly attended a poetry slam at Circe Coffee under the assumption that…
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