YORBA LINDA, Calif. — Sony Music Group announced the acquisition of all recorded works and songwriting property of metalcore outfit…
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John Danek
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LAS VEGAS — Radio rock stalwarts The Killers apologized to fans yesterday morning after realizing that they missed an obvious,…
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SAN DIEGO — Music identification software Shazam faced an ethical dilemma today, ultimately failing to disclose the song playing at…
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Nastasya Trudeaux
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PONTIAC, Mich. — Local punk Vince Vanderberg was shocked when the results of a DNA ancestry kit revealed he had…
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Ben Friedman
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LOS ANGELES — Local fitness enthusiast Gene Davidson is reportedly entering the third hour of an absurdly low-speed chase trying…
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Krissy Howard
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. — The excited feeling local punk Cassie Ringo felt when learning of a band coming to town…
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Marie Cartier
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local single woman Maya Cook is taking technology into her own hands after having become frustrated with…
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Patrick Crooks
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LIMA, Ohio — A debate over payment and use of a venue on the outskirts of Lima has reportedly been…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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NEW YORK — New safe injection site, Harm Reduction and Education Center, was deemed “fascist” by Marcus “Scuzz” Benitez after…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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OKLAHOMA CITY — Your horny aunt Gladys created an air of tension after expressing a deep and carnal interest in…
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