Sam LiButti
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April 7, 2026
ALBUQUERQUE — Local 12-year-old audiophile Jimmy Johanson reportedly insists that famed accordion virtuoso “Weird Al” Yankovic’s music sounds “warmer” on…
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Sinead Rose
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March 30, 2026
WASHINGTON — The imminent Civil War between the nation’s two political parties is reportedly delayed because of the 2026 Weird…
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Jus Kaplan
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April 24, 2025
Who doesn’t love “Weird Al” Yankovic? We sure as hell do! His parodies have poked fun at literal decades of…
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Chris Bowen
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April 19, 2025
LOCKPORT, N.Y. — Local 35-year-old man Richard Colburn recently came to the stark realization that he will never again experience…
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Dan Rice
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August 14, 2024
The Trump campaign has been in a downward spiral ever since the media caught wind of the fact that he…
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Joe Rumrill
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March 19, 2024
MERIDEN, Conn. — Local milquetoast Artie Hangreth embarrassed himself mid-singalong in front of his partner’s friends as he realized he…
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Max Barth
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April 14, 2023
Where to begin? Weird Al’s work has been a cultural constant for decades, spanning fourteen studio albums, forty-six singles and…
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Bobby Korec
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January 10, 2023
IRVINE, Calif. — Local woman Jasmine Dreskel put a stop to her boyfriend’s sexual advances after noticing his custom lovemaking…
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Jason VanSlycke
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September 7, 2020
I’m sorry, what the fuck did you just say about Weird Al? The genius of all geniuses, the prince of…
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LOS ANGELES — “Weird Al” Yankovic’s “This is My Hair I Cut,” a parody of Childish Gambino’s extremely popular “This…
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