The lamestream media will try to convince you that the War on Christmas is a bunch of made-up right-wing propaganda meant to stoke political division…
Summer is over! It’s growing dark earlier, kids are headed back to school, and there’s a hint of chill in the air. This time of…
Smash. The. Patriarchy. As we exit 2019 and enter the new roaring ‘20s it’s time to dispel the myth that a cis white male can…
First they they came for ‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside,’ and I said nothing. Then they came for ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ and I…
So, I was at Michael’s Craft Store the other day buying some last minute decorations for the upcoming religious holiday and, after checking out, the…
SEATTLE — The War on Christmas took a disturbing turn this week when radicalized Starbucks employees released a shocking video showing the beheading of one…
These days everybody wants to play it safe. Just go to any store right now. What does every cashier say at the end of your…
WASHINGTON — A flying sleigh led by eight tiny reindeer confirmed to belong to Santa Claus was found in violation of United States no-fly zone…
FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. — President elect Donald Trump announced his intention to end what he perceives as the “liberal elite War on Christmas” by demanding that…
SAN FRANCISCO — Friends of local punk Derek Evans report they are already fed up with his anti-Christmas rants that accompany every holiday season, a…