Santa’s Sleigh Violates No Fly Zone, Escalating War On Christmas
WASHINGTON -- A flying sleigh led by eight tiny reindeer confirmed to belong to Santa Claus was found in violation…
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Colyn Emery
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Steampunk Band Postpones Tour After Crashing Flight Apparatus
MONROVIA, Calif. -- London-based steampunk outfit The Buzzcogs canceled several concert dates after an accident outside of Los Angeles involving…
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Hillary Clinton Sells Enough Tickets to Headline Democratic National Convention
PHILADELPHIA, PA - The Democratic National Convention has been headlined by greats like Al Gore, Michael Dukakis, and Jimmy Carter.…
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Environmentalist Band Recycles Riffs
OAKLAND, CA - Known for their strong stance on preventing ocean acidification, ending deforestation, and maximizing the biocapacity of regional…
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Meet One-Man D-Beat Band, “Disguy”
ANAHEIM, Calif. - The D-beat genre -- often characterized by its raw, stripped-down sound and signature drum beat -- hasn't…
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