Steve Packosky
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NORTH HUNTINGDON, Pa. — A friend group composed of progressive metal band Dream Theater fans made a pact to lose…
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Nathan Kamal
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PATERSON, N.J. — Jeff Ackres, a prominent adult virgin, is currently deciding between tempting recruitment offers from both the involuntary…
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James Knapp
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BEND, Ore. — Touring thrash metal band Vertical Gnome made the decision to toss their bass player into the mouth…
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Doug Kolic
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BURBANK, Calif. – Disney announced that the highly-anticipated third season of their hit series “The Mandalorian” will focus on Yoda…
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SAN FRANCISCO — Just before Christmas, video streaming platform Twitch has banned users from making any mention of the Virgin…
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Teri Donahugh
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HILO, Hawaii — Active volcano Mauna Loa retracted it’s strict “virgins only” policy last week and is now open to…
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Tyler Evans
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MADISON, Wisc. — Local polyamorous, gender-fluid teen Brendan McDaniels is frantically searching for the most respectful way to lose their…
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Patrick Coyne
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Here at Hard Style we like to get laid. Big time! When you satirize punk culture, men and women are…
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