LONG BRANCH, N.J. — President Trump ordered a federal raid of the dreams and visions of Wendy, the female character…
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WASHINGTON — Members of the House of Representatives passed an increasingly rare bi-partisan bill that will set aside money to…
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The Hard Times Staff
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Local nu metal fan, and proud American, Gary Buski says everything he does in life is in…
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Matt Husser
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HADDONFIELD, Ill. — The National Rifle Association rushed to Michael Myers’ defense today after the famed “Halloween” slasher started killing…
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Matt Husser
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TACOMA, Wash. — Local man Blake Crawford was reportedly heartbroken while attending his 20-year high school reunion after coming to…
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Chris Bowen
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PHILADELPHIA — Local punk Andrew Snee recently spent an entire weekend binge-watching well-known crime drama “Law and Order: SVU” free…
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Bobby Korec
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Montana Governor Greg Gianforte signed a bill that will ban the use of TikTok across the state, which is the…
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Freelancer
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WASHINGTON — The United States of America picked up another twenty seasons of Forever War, according to a speech from…
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Dianne Nora
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CINCINNATI — Your Mom is wondering if you'll be home for her annual 4th of July barbecue, or if you'll…
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James Knapp
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SANDUSKY, Ohio — Local punk Curtis “Copkiller” Richards reportedly ceased his habit of constant slander against the United States while…
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