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Republican Time Traveler to Protest Outside Building Where Collection of Other Time Travelers Intend to Kill Baby Hitler

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Republican Time Traveler to Protest Outside Building Where Collection of Other Time Travelers Intend to Kill Baby Hitler

By Patrick Coyne

BRANAU AM INN, Austria — Conservative podcaster and chrononaut Arlo Sanderson travelled back in time to protest the assassination of an unborn Adolf Hitler, insisting…

Ghost Haunting Capitol Building Feels Cold Chill Every Time Mitch McConnell Passes By

Ghost Haunting Capitol Building Feels Cold Chill Every Time Mitch McConnell Passes By

By Nathan Kamal

WASHINGTON — United States Capitol building ghost, Josiah H. Hubbard, confirmed that he feels a cold chill through his very being every time Kentucky Senator…

Opinion: The Virus Doesn’t Care What Race You Are, but the Government Does so Some of You Are Fucked

Opinion: The Virus Doesn’t Care What Race You Are, but the Government Does so Some of You Are Fucked

By Ed Saincome

All people must unify now! Dammit, this virus doesn’t care what your race is! It will harm you and your loved ones indiscriminately. The United…