Steve Packosky
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NEW YORK — A recent corporate restructuring initiative in adherence to a new five-year strategic plan led to mass layoffs…
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Courtney Hill
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SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — Two rival drum circles were forced to reconcile their differences and form one civilized unemployment line,…
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Nick Ortolani
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BATON ROUGE, La. — Candace Lepetomayne, drummer for industrial band Manufuckturing Sextor, has become increasingly worried that her job will…
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Dianne Nora
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WASHINGTON — The US economy showed signs of rebounding after it added 943,000 new opportunities for workers to be exploited…
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Eli Johnson
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SCHAUMBURG, Ill. — The local manufacturing scene is buzzing after an exclusive new factory opened in a redeveloped nightclub on…
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HEAVEN — Local divine and benevolent deity, God, updated His LinkedIn profile yesterday, changing His title to Content Creation Ninja…
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Dianne Nora
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A new study by Harvard University confirmed the best way to secure work is to remind the…
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Jay Chanoine
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WASHINGTON — President Biden signed a sweeping new bill into law earlier today which will finally address the issue of…
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Nathan Kamal
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Listen, everyone. We all know this last year of Covid-19 quarantine has been tough on everyone, and those extra hundos…
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Jerrod Kingery
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AUTOBOT CITY — Heroic Autobot Optimus Prime is currently forbidden from morphing into his truck form and driving on roads…
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