CHICAGO — Former Blink-182 guitarist Matt Skiba was seen staring out a window on a rainy day this past week while wondering if Mark Hoppus…
Life Imitates Art: This Blink-182 Fan is Legitimately Struggling to Remember His Age
Eric Celia, a fervent Blink-182 fan, recently found himself in a predicament that echoed his favorite band’s “Enema of the State” single “What’s My Age…
Awkward Travis Barker Doesn’t Know What to Do with His Drumsticks During Conversation
LOS ANGELES — An anxious Travis Barker reportedly did not quite know what to do or where to put his drumsticks while trying to maintain…
The 50 Worst Blink-182 Songs to Play at Your Grandfather’s Funeral
It finally happened, your beloved Grandfather passed away. He will be remembered for complaining about how nobody wants to work these days, how he put…
Every The Aquabats Album Ranked Worst To Best
The Aquabats are really, really weird, and The Transplants/blink-182/+44/Colt 45’s Travis Barker used to drum for ‘em… Really! We know it doesn’t make a lot…
Mark Hoppus Institutes Strict “No Songs About How Tom Was Right About Aliens” Policy Ahead of New Blink 182 Album
LOS ANGELES – Blink 182’s highly anticipated new album “One More Time” will not feature songs about how Tom Delonge was right about aliens thanks…
New Travis Barker x Liquid Death Enema of the State Enema Kit, 10 Out of 10 Proctologists Agree: It Exists
LOS ANGELES — Canned water brand Liquid Death and Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker are collaborating on a new collectible enema kit that has proctologists around…
Every Blink-182 Album Ranked Worst to Best
Pop punk royalty Blink-182 have gone through a ton of eras. There are the infamous Matt Skiba and Scott Raynor eras, but then there are…
Man Falls in Love With Girl at More Affordable Rock Show
SAN DIEGO — Aging millennial Tim Baxter announced that he fell in love with a girl at a much less expensive rock show after being…
We Sat Down With the Only Family Who Could Afford Blink-182 Tickets
Blink-182 fans across the country were shocked to see the ticket prices for the band’s upcoming tour. Now, divorced fathers everywhere are wondering how they’re…
Dad Begs Kids to Let Him Go See Blink-182
COVENTRY, R.I. — 43-year-old father of two Mike Lassiter begged his children for permission to go see his favorite pop punk band on their upcoming…
Blink-182 Was My Way Into Harder Stuff, Like Box Car Racer
Anyone who’s a fan of real music can point back to a band that got them into the way harder stuff. For me, that pipeline…
Travis Barker Spends Three Hours Every Morning Meticulously Reapplying All 107 Temporary Tattoos
LOS ANGELES — Highly distinguished drummer and body art curator Travis Barker recently admitted that he spends a good few hours every morning painstakingly reapplying…
Single Tear Rolls Down Travis Barker’s Cheek Upon Hearing New Pop Punk Song Not Featuring Him
LOS ANGELES – Blink-182’s virtuoso drummer, Travis Barker, shed a singular tear upon hearing that upstart pop-punk band Girlsack released their first single “Get Sniffed”…
After years of careful research, it appears we are finally getting closer to identifying which member of Blink-182 wrote the song “Aliens Exist.” You know,…