Jonah Nink
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CARBONDALE, Ill. — Area woman Meg Sebastian conceded that she would “check out Primus” in a desperate bid to end…
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Patrick Coyne
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ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Chronically unemployed man and frequent HPV spreader Danny Feldman is completely unaware that his last three girlfriends…
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Mark Roebuck
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CHICAGO — A paper wristband used to denote patrons of legal drinking age was applied in an appallingly lackluster fashion…
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Ray McMillin
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VENETA, Ore. — Attendees of the Hesh Against Hunger fundraiser experienced a mix of feelings between charitable accomplishment and insatiable…
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Kyle Erf
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CHICAGO – Local DJ Fred Pulaski has received praise for his skills playing 9-year-old songs at bar theme nights around…
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Dan Luberto
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MADISON, Wis. - Reports indicate the crowd at the MADhouse’s Friday night punk showcase grew uneasy as they realized Brick…
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Graham Isador
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TORONTO – After months of constant pressure to “come out to a show,” the staff of Rhombus Marketing realized their deepest…
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