Matt Husser
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Ah, the Fourth of July: the day we celebrate George Washington conquering thousands of commies back in biblical times to…
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Reuben Blanchard
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. — A life-long fan of the political rock group Rage Against the Machine expressed outrage that the band’s…
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John Danek
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CHARLEROI, Pa. — Lifelong punk Hunter Burchuk experienced the startling epiphany that moshing is “dumb as hell” during a recent…
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The Hard Times Staff
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed a new bill that bans the word “gay” from being used in…
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Chris Bowen
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AUBURN HILLS, Mich. — George Quinn, an account manager at the Babaco insurance company, recently realized the amount of sheer…
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Zach Hudson
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SARATOGA SPRINGS, N.Y — Local cigar smoker Charles Morley and his group of male friends who look and act exactly…
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Johnny Sparkles
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BEND, Ore. — Local crust punk Exena Groman admitted that she is only able to relieve her bladder if multiple…
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Amanda Russel
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FRESNO, Calif. — Local sticker hook up Archie Sutherfield said he would love to talk to you about an incredible…
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Amanda Russel
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FRESNO, Calif. — Local sticker hook up Archie Sutherfield said he would love to talk to you about an incredible…
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Nathan Kamal
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ANAHEIM, Calif. — Local drummer Brendan Molina cannot believe how unbelievably rude his neighbors are being by constantly pounding on…
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